Shia LeBeoufs Cock...

I didn't think this part of my wet dream would EVER come true. To see Shia LeBeouf fully naked, without thought. My Transformer man. My Beouf man. *crush*

But he is.

So brave.

And I'm oh so GLAD.

I was just thinking about him the other day. I once chanced upon a 'supposed' naked picture of him with all his glory. No inhibitions whatsoever. I guess, in the back of my mind, it was all true. That he would be brave enough to do a sex scene in one of his future movies and we'd catch a glimpse of his cock. Fully erect in his wildest emotions.

And look Mum. Wishes do come true.

I pat you on the back Shia!!! (and I could suck your cock too if you wish. *I'm such a tart*hehe)

I wish every Western actor was as brave as you. Like the French. Without thought. Just letting it all go. I wished every HOT actor was like you.

Shia. I hope this is the beginning of a really really GREAT friendship, you and I.

PS. I Love You!!!

I just happened upon this article on Ian Thorpe on the net version of SMH whilst trying to win some prizes.hahaha

The jitz of it all is that I think Australia's really over it. The article was over it. We as a nation have evolved and have grown up and being gay isn't at all that big of a deal anymore. Someone will know someone who is gay who knows another person who is gay. So what!

So my message to Ian, dude...everybody knows already. Don't worry about it anymore. Stop hiding and making news about girlfriends who live miles away on the other side of the planet. Frankly it's boring and it's so unoriginal.

It'd be more exciting if you just came out. Then we could "hurrah" you and and finally put your placard up on the wall for people to admire and young gay athletes to look up to.

Australia already knows. I think you're the last one to know buddy...

Just my 2 cents worth.