Durty Dave...

Flew with Dave yesterday for an Adelaide overnight. Dave's far from the hot or good looking side and yet there was something about him. In fact, he's FAT FAT FAT!!! (and balding)

But there was something about him.

He was charming, and super friendly and showed interest in me. I think that's what got me.

But he's also engaged and spoke about his girlfriend and new found feral cat a lot.

Yesterday as we headed to our hotel, he asked me what I was doing. I did tell him I was heading to Marion to catch a cheap-ass film and he showed some interest. But at the hotel we signed in for our rooms and he didn't said much more. I didn't take in much more than that either.

But today in our flight, he was more intimate. It makes sense since we were in a narrow bodied 737 where the galleys are a little more smaller. He kept insisting that I should've told him about the movie because he wanted to come and see the movie. Then there were a few play on words, there some hinting of intimate times and sharing drinks. As I asked him what he watched on his iPhone, he joked around "Porn!!!" and we both laughed. And we both know that when you joke about porn, there's a little truth in that. Durty bastard!!!hahaha

As he walked down the aisle back to the galley I stared at him and something stirred. Yes, sometimes I'm durty too and I get attracted to Fat Fat guys.

As we parted, I said next time we have an overnight, I'll invite him to the movies! He readily agreed and said we'll even go for beer!

Yes, I think deep down inside, Dave is Bi-sexual. And I think he wants 'a dip in the pond' before he ties the knot. And I bet he wants a nice young Asian guy like me.

As I napped this afternoon, I thought about him inviting me to his room and fucking the hell out of me with his belly hanging out and him being all sweaty. Yum!!!

To add to the shenanigans, Neil (the other guy on the flight) said as I brought our meals, "Thanks handsome!!!" and I think that was a dead giveaway about who he was.