Apparently this is the latest pic of my Japanese FaFa Satoshi Tsumabaki for DoCoMo from celebritycm. I'm a bit skeptical kasi medyo di nya kamukha??? But if it is him, graveh mga sis...he's so matured and grown up in this pic. Wafu!!! *woof woof*

I first discovered FaFa Satoshi sa movie nyang Nada Sou Sou which made me cry and made it's theme song one of my ultimate J-Pop favourites. It was such a favourite of mine, I sang it everytime we Karaoked in Japan. *woohoo fun times* Oh of course you can watch him too in the controversial Waterboys where he is more popular with the boys.

If you haven't seen it (and you have ulitmate downloads and streaming), then feel free to watch both Waterboys 1 & 2 at chinkymovies here.

Of course testicular cancer can affect any man at any one time. Hence we are encouraged to continuously check our balls for lumps every once in a while to avoid any complications. I learnt this by reading a lot of magazines.

Lo and behold, something out of youtube has popped up to actually show us how to properly do it. Something about a bunch of rugby team players (Moseley) from Britain and a very lucky lucky man to show them how to test for testicular cancer. Wow, flesh live cocks out of youtube??? How did this pass...and thank Gawd for it. (obviously the Moseley team doesn't mind the scandal if it borders something educational) Oh and note: (as repeated quite a lot in the small film clip) Having your right balls bigger than your left is quite quite common and absolutely normal!!! So don't worry lads...

Watch here:



Oh and just in case you didn't get that...here's a few more lessons from other clips:

Chika chika lang. I had the chance to speak a bit with the Poms working with me at GC today and one conversation led to another. Phil and Thom are apparently good mates with Leoh and I even found out a little about where they lived.

Then the bomb was dropped.

AALIS NA SYA!!! *waaaaaaahhhhhhh*:( :( :(

Apparently the Pommy boys are leaving in a couple of weeks to continue their trek around the world before they head home.

Shet shet shet.

Leoh was working at the Box Office today taking calls for bookings so I didn't really see him all day even though we almost started at the same times. But he did stop by a couple of times at GC and of course my 'Torpe' mode went all up again.

I was surprised when he first came in just before the end of his shift. He was looking for Thom. We both nodded to each other like we usually do. (how lame! That's probably because we've both never really introduced ourselves to each other properly. Either my fault or his or we're both just really Torpe!!!hahaha) It was a little odd because in reality, he could've just walked in around the premises and looked around the kitchen for Thom. But no, he went in nearly headed towards the kitchen since he didn't notice Thom was around, turned back and spoke to me. I don't know what it was, but it was like it was the first time I've really heard his voice. It was nice and deep and very manly. My heart skipped a bit and I swear I saw a love heart float from somewhere (like the animes.hahaha) Ah, to be in love. Ako naman, parang tanga, almost stuttering, and (kasi medyo nag pause ako to think where Thom was, kasi nga medyo na love-struck ako for a few seconds kaya di kaagad ako nakasagot)..."ummm in the toilets I think?!" And he left. *waaaaaahhhhhh*

Ok, in my own little fantasy world, when he turned back to ask me where Thom was, that was a sign that he wanted a chance to talk to me. When in fact, I really wanted to break the ice too and ask him "Oh are you working here today?" (as in GC 'coz he was sporting the same uniform and me pretending I didn't know he was at bookings today) and just bloody strike a conversation.

I didn't realise how long he was in the kitchen. I got thirsty and was about to go to the kitchen and get some water. Just as I was about to enter, I heard his footsteps and saw his shadow coming towards me and boom, the stupid little me ran at the opposite direction to pretend to have forgotten something. Oh Mah Gawd...para akong timang? Anuvahyan mga sis? Nasisiraan na ata ako ng bait? Iba na to ah...

My last sorta interaction with him was when he came back again and said goodbye to his mates and said he'll see them at home. Now now, in my own little prefect fantasy, he came back because he wanted to pass by me, maybe say something and say goodbye. The bitchy Torpe little me didn't even look up. Shet shet shet.

Tapos yun, kinuwento nga ni Phil na aalis na daw lahat sila soon. *waaaaahhhhh*

Ano mga sis??? Susubukan ko pa syang kausapin ng ganito? Paano yan. Paano nga kung tama yung hinala ko na may gusto din sya sa akin, tapos we got to know each other really well, tapos bigla na lang syang aalis. Di parang wala ding kwenta di ba? How I wish na sometimes, people actually read my blog and gave me advice...sana.

Anyways, maybe I will get to know Phil a little and ask him undeliberately about Leoh. *sigh*

WOWZ!!! Anu to? Pagcheck ko ng e-mail ko, eto ang nadatnan ko.

Dalawang beses nang sumulat yung tsuper uber crush ko sa DL.

Sabi na nga ba, gagayumahin ko lang konti.hehehe Hindi nya kasi pinansin yung una kong e-mail sa kanya. So nagpapansin uli ako.

Kasi medyo KSP sya.hahaha Not in a bad way. Naiintindihan ko naman sya. Medyo malayo ngaun ang tinitirahan nya at wala sya dun makasama. At kung meron man, siguro di alam ng mga kaibigan nya sa Manay Po sya at isang kafatid.

Madami syang pinopost sa DL. Mga thoughts nya at kung anu-ano. Siguro lang, alang pumapansin. Kasi walang nagre-reply. Ako lang ang nauna.

Kaya lang, magkabilang mundo ang pagitan namin. Super layo kami kahit na pinagpapantasyahan ko sya ng sobra.

Siguro nga, pwedeng maging friends lang muna kami. Ok na yun.

I've finally managed to watch Sebastiane, the story about the martyr sexless saint. (I've downloaded this ages ago wanting to know more about his story everytime I saw a painting of him in Europe + for religious reasons)

It's a super old British film (though it's in Italian w/ subs) filmed in 1976 starred by Leonard Treviglio as Sebastian and it follows the story of a supposed beautiful exiled soldier and his companions. Personally I think it's a miscast. He's supposed to be beautiful and all. Leonard wasn't all that to me. They should've casted the other guy with the longish curly hair as Sebastian to fit more of the depictions of him in paintings.

I'd give this to them though. For a 1976 film, man were they good to pass the classifications. (did it even exist then?) Costume would've been very happy with this...or lack of thereof. The amount of cocks bouncing in this movie is gratuitous!!! (that's me saying I loved it! ^-^) And at least they did fulfill the homoerotism that's supposedly included in his story in the film. Adrian and Anthony's characters (played by Ken Hicks and Janusz Romanov) as lovers were very hot. Like it was straight out of a gay 70's porn. Lurve it. I really felt it for Severus' (Barney James') uber horny and love torn character as the lead soldier. To love like that but to be never loved back in return is so much a gay man's story. Must I also add, Barney James for a white man has such exotic looks I just wanted to either draw or photograph him...

For the movie, I might give it a 7 out of 10. Only because Sebastian wasn't doing it for me and the opening nearly turned me off the movie all together. I'm not sure how religious this movie was supposed to be, with the toned down sex scenes and the 80 mins of nudity, but I did feel how strong Sebs conviction was to remain a virgin. Bravo to him. Christ would've been really proud. (guess that's why he became a Saint) But to be killed just because of that...how flinstone is that.hehe I gave it a 7 because of Ken Hicks and well the nudity. At least it relieved a little of my own horniness.hahaha

I'm just wondering now how close the storyline is to the real thing. Did Seb really have this much temptation in life. Mah gawd, if that was me, I would've been sent to hell 10 mins from the beginning of the movie.hahaha

Watch some previews here:

Graveh. Tsuper asar ako sa sarili ko ngaun as in. Kasi I'm so torpe. with a capital 'T'.

Di ko kasi alam na magka-shift uli kami ni Leo. As in we started at the same time. Pero dun sya sa Candy Bar ngaun at ako naman sa Box Office. Pero di ganun kalayo. Yun nga lang, di ko sya nasisilayan. Siguro pag naglilinis lang sya which is bihira.

Mga moments na nag cross ang mga landas namin:

* Nung pag pasok nya sa shift nya. Nandun na ko sa computer ko sa Box Office at dumaan sya sa likod ko para kunin yung float nya para sa til nya. Di man lang tumingin ang gung-gong. (^.^)/

* Nung nagwawalis sya. I swear, tumingin sya sa akin. Pero baka napatingin lang. Masyado ko namang dinadamdam.

* Nung kausap nya si Simon sa CBar. Bored kasi si Simon at alang ginagawa. Siguro nasa til si Leo at kinausap nya ng saglit. Pero sa Box Office, kitang kita ko silang naguusap.

* Nung break ko. Kinausap ko kasi Adam kung pwede kaming makipag-swap ng shift para sa Sabado. Andun si Leo, malapit lang. Ewan ko kung napansin nyang kausap ko si Adam.

* Nung tapos na sya sa shift nya at dumaan uli sya sa likod ko. Nahiya akong tumingin.

* Nung hinand-in ko na yung float ng til ko kay Ray at Anne sa office. Nakatalikod sya sa akin. Di nya siguro napansin na andun ako kasi kay dami ng tae sa maliit na office. Meron syang ginagawa kaya siguro tsuper busy sya.

* Nung tinanong ako ni Ray kung nagbalance daw yung til ko. Oo naman ako. Kaya lang, ang bruhang Ray ay tinawag ako sa full name ko. Sabunutan ko yung baklitang yun eh. Di ko alam kung nadinig ni Leo ang tunay na pangalan ko. Iba-iba kasi ang tawag sa kin ng mga tao. Di ko tuloy alam kung nalilito na sya.

* Nung pabalik ako sa office galing Candy Bar. Patungo sya sa akin at bigla naman akong ilag na kunwari kakausapin uli si Adam. Shet.

* Dun naman sa Candy Bar. 5 minutes early kasi akong natapos so pinadala ako sa Candy Bar para tumulong maglinis. Winawalis ko yung floor nung lumapit sya banda sa akin, nagdaanan ang landas namin pero di kami nagtinginan. As in TORPEHAN 2 Da Max mga sis. Aray ko po!!!

* Nung pababa na ko sa escalators galing office. Nagtitext kasi ako. Tumingala ako kung napansin nya ko. Medyo ata kaya baba uli ang ulo ko.

Shet. Shet talaga mga sis. Sana merong tutuong tao akong makausap sa problema kong 'to para give to me some advice.

Ewan ko ha. Siguro paranoid lang ako. Pero in my fairyland, feel ko na papansin sa kin si Leo. Lalo na nung nakita nya akong naglilinis nung popcorn sa Candy Bar nila. Wala namang syang dahilan para lumapit sa kinaroroonan ko pero lapit din sya. Tapos walang imik o kibo sa akin, kahit na nagkausap naman kami kahapon. Ewan. Parang pareho kaming nagkakahiyaan sa isa't isa. Ewan kung di lang talaga sya palakibo o takot din sya sa akin. Ano tingin nyo???

Eto pa mga sis. Meron akong kabababalaghang ginawa ngaung gabi. Ganito kasi yun.

Sa office daw, meron isang listahan ng mga pangalan ng lahat ng bawat isang staff sa work namin at ng kanilang mga telepono. Ewan. Para daw kung kailangan namin makipagpalit ng shift, pwede naming tawagan yung mga taong walang pasok nung araw na yun.

Anyways, dinig dinig ko lang yun. Pala mga sis totoo. Pagpasok ko ng office kanina, ayun yung orange at laminated na paper kung saan nga nakasulat ang bawat pangalan namin. E ano naman ang gagawin ng isang katulad ko na may tsuper crush sa isang workmate nya. E di ano pa nga ba??? E di kunin yung number nya davah!!!hahahaha Ang landi landi ko...anuvahyan.

So yun ako kanina sa tren paguwi ko. Tsuper kaundigaga at iniisip maiigi kung saan ako nagkamali. Na asar na asar ako sa sarili ko na wala akong ginagawa. Na pa tsuper taray epek ako sa kanya at di pinapansin kahit na ang lapit lapit na namin sa isa't isa.

Malay natin, baka sya na ang lalaking pinakakahihintay ko. Pero ewan. Sarap suntukin sarili ko. Sana mas magaling ako dito...Shet.

Ang saya saya ko. Graveh!!! Like SOBRA!!! Like there is a GOD!!! Why?

Kasi nakasama ko sya kanina. Sino??? Yung crush ko sa work. Graveh ang wafu wafu nya. As in SOBRA. Dark hair, blue eyes, my height...and oh mah gawd, a butt to die for. As in.

We'll call him Leoh.

Pag dinadaanan nya ko sa work, pagkatalikod na talikod nya, yung pwet nya kaagad ang tinitingnan ko. As in. Kasi bakat na bakat sa pantalon nya. As in...sarap.

Anyways, kasi ganito yun. Matagal na ng batian ang mga mata namin ni Leoh sa work. Sya actually yung una kong nasilayan. Nung palakad pa lang ako sa first day ko, nakita ko syang nakatingin sa akin dun sa McDo across ng trabaho namin. Akala ko kung sino lang syang nakatayo duon, ayun pala, staff din sya sa amin. Nung papasok na kami sa meeting, nakasabay ko sya. Tapos merong konting introductions ng mga baguhan, dun ko nadinig ang pangalan nya. Leoh. Aaaahhhhhhhh....

Pero hanngang dun na lang. Wala ng ibang pansinan. I mean, nakikita ko sya, pero yun lang. Kasi di kami magkasama sa building. Palagi syang nilalagay sa ibang section na di naman ako nilalagay.

Except for today. Aaayyyyy!!!

It started out as a normal day. Bago ako sa Gold Class section namin. 10:30 ang start ko and it ended up na kami lang ng supervisor ko ang on. Kaya kaundagaga kami kasi tini-train nya ko, tapos ang dami na naming kailangang gawin.

Dumaan sa bintana si Leoh. Napahinga lang ako ng mabigat. *sigh* Ang wafu wafu nya kasi. Pero like hanggang dream on na lang ako.

Well until 12:30 came and he walked in. Shet shet shet!!! Sa section pala namin sya. Ngeks. As in panic attack ako mga sis. So ayun, deadma ako. Lucky kami kasi saviour of the day namin sya. Sya na yung gagawa nung mga kailangang gawin. So paminsan minsan, nagkakadaanan uli kami sa work. Magtitinginan, konting smile and nod, yung lang.

Graveh...mamamatay ata ako sa excitement. Pero I have to contain it. Baka may makahalata sa work.

Of course ala akong alang sa kanya besides his name. Actually, I lie. Ginoogle Search kaagad sya pagdating ko sa bahause kasi nga alam ko na ang pangalan nya. As in "Stalker Mode". bwahahaha Katakot ako.

Ayun, nahanap ko ang myspace account nya. Ok lang. Tsuper wafu nga sya at medyo payat pa sya dyan sa mga pics nya. Ngayon mas medyo maskulado na sya at matingkad ang dating. Type na type ko sya. Graveh. Kamukha nya yung crush ko noon na porn star na si Eric Hanson. Ayan (hint hint) medyo magkapangalan pa sila. Tapos I found a pic pa of Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds star Marco Drapper na kamukha na rin. As in crush ko sya to the bones. Aayyyyyyy!!!

Ok, so medyo di kami magkatagpo in terms of music. At dahil British sya, it's acceptable na soccer fan sya. Pwede kong i-break yung ice and laugh that he likes 'Neighbours'...oh mah gawd, that's so daggy. Kaya yun.

Pero mukhang mga dag ang prends nya. Paano yan? Pag naging kami na, I have to deal with them.hahahaha As ip.

Anu pa ba? 5'9 daw sya. Lie. He's my height and I'm only 5'6. Medyo corny din ang mga paborito nyang movies. As in di nakakatawa. Patay tayo dyan. Mukhang walang wala kami in common besides work and our height.

Doomed na ba from the start???

Anyways, basta ang saya saya ko ngaun sa work kasi nga nakasama ko sya.

Medyo tense pa kami sa isa't isa dahil ang feeling ko, crush nya din ako.bwahahaha As in. So pagnagkakasama kami, parehong deadma para di kami magkabukuhan dahvah. So I broke the ice when he came. Sabi ko wala akong alam sa bar kasi nga di ako umiinon. Ang response nya naman, isang beses pa rin din ang experience nya sa bar kaya di nya din masyado alam. Kuno. He had the perfect opportunity to lure me in. First he was explaining where the beers go and what the glasses mean. Then he showed me the wines, which he didn't know much about. Tapos yun na. Yun na ang longest exchange of words namin.

As in downhill na yung buong araw.

Kasi nga deadma ako. Playing so hard to get. So so TORPE!!! *wahwahwaaaaaaahhhhhhh*

Buong araw dinedma ko sya. Tinging tingin lang. Merong time na kunwari pinagaaralan ko kung paano gawin yung deserts. (well I was) Palapit na sana sya sa akin kaya lang siguro akala nya busy ako. Hindi, lapit ka lang. Kausapin mo ko. Halika dito!!!

So the rest of the time, I tried to get to know the other staff na lang. At least sila mas nakilala ko pa. Yung isa pa ngang babaeng Thai natanong na ko kung may gf daw ako at love life na ang napagusapan namin. Yung iba naman, naamoy na ang mabango kong pabango. Nakapagtawanana na kaming lahat. Nakausap ko pa yung isang kaibigan ko ng French na naagaw ko sa kanya.

Anuvahyan mga sis. Anung gagawin ko??? Parang takot na takot syang kausapin ako. Di pa nga kami nakapagproperly introduce each other. Mamamatay na ata ako.

Dalawang beses ko lang syang napatawa. Nung isa nung nagliligpit sya. Joke ko, "Don't drop anything!" Natawa naman ang gungong. Tapos nung bumalik sya sa break nya, joke ko, "Where's your apron mate?" Nagulat sya, at sabi nya palagi na lang nyang nakakalimutan. Tapos, merong isang order na kailangan ng frozen coke. Eh wala sa amin, kaya kinailangang pumunta ako sa Candy Bar. Andun din sya pero di ko sya pinansin. Pagbalik ko, kumuha na din pala sya. Napangiti sya tuloy.

Pero yun lang. Wala na. Pagkatapos nga ng shift ko, di man lang nya akong pinansin. Di man lang nagba-bye. Pero nung nagpa-pack-up na yung isang babae, pinansin nya pa at sabi nya, "Are you finished?" Where's my "Are you finished?" convo??? *waaaahhhhh*

Pero napansin ko, tahimik sya. As in di mapalabiro. Ewan ko kung dahil madami lang babae sa shift namin. Kasi nung dumating na yung boys sa afternoon shift, medyo dumaldal na sya. He's a rigorous worker. Hindi na sya kailangang utusan. Gagawin na nya kaagad. Yun lang.

Pero ang wafu wafu nya nga. Lalo na pagnag-smile sya. Tsuper Wafu!!! Ano gagawin ko. Eh ang dali daling main-love sa kanya. *waaaaaahhhhh*

Pagkatapos ko ng work, parang ang gaang gaang ko. Ang saya saya ko at sya lang ang laman ng isip ko. Baka nga magalit sa kin si Lord dahil sa Vigil, di ako makapag-concentrate sa prayers. Sya lang at ang mga fantasies ang nasa isip ko. *waaaaahhhhhh*

Tingnan na lang natin ang mga susunod na kabanata...

Shet! What an almost awful day. Surrounded by dumb-ass male chavanistic pigs.

Kuya had submitted me to 3 hours of almost hell. I had to get the car fixed so I went to the mechanics. The deal was, I'm to drop off the car, and in turn they would drop me off to the local library where I can freely use the wireless internet so I can download porn as I waited for 3 hours for them to fix the car.

Super super crush ko sya. He looks like one of my old friends whom I had a secret crush on. FaFang FaFa kasi dating nya dibz? And when he did Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros, I nearly fell off my chair. JR Valentin...I sssooooo heart you. If only all Pinoy cops looked like you. {fatay tau dyan mga sis}

Ayan na!!! Dararating na!!! Ang Manay Po 2: Overload. (April 16th is the Premier) Yeheeeeeeyyyyy!!!! Though it saddens me that I can't watch this as I'm not in the Philippines.

I loved the first one. Only because gay movies starring hot and hunky popular mainstream actors in the Philippines are so hard to find (and this one just about covered it. Thank God!). If it's not starred by Allan Paule, then it's either Rustom Padilla, Roderick Paulate, Sweet or Eric Quizon. Again?hehehe Don't get me wrong, I trully respect these actors for (saturating and) tackling such (apparent) challenging roles. But come on, for them to star in all the movies? (ok, don't taray taray me, it's just my opinion) Of course the Indie films are booming and are saturated with clad and new hunky actors such as Coco Martin and Ken Escuerdo and I can't wait for someone to upload Sikil, Selda and Condo on Veoh and the lot...but until then, I must master twiddling my thumbs.

So Polo Ravales is back on his second gay role. Yehey!!! I so heart this sexy guy. Maybe it's his bald head. I dunno. Or his cruisy smile. But there's definitely something about him. At least here he's a little more effeminate, though I prefer him a lot butchy. (I wished he acted it out more though on his Bebot session on Eat Bulaga last Nov) But just seeing his gay side tickles my fancy. Plus his torrid kiss on the first one with Luis Alandy, which was cut, was Oh-Mah-Gawd hotness and I wish they'd do it again!!! The actor will tackle anything which is such a great attitude. Such a trooper. He'll definitely go really far.

John Prats is gay gay all the way!hehe He is already very believable playing gay. He did it too for Mano Po. And if he's in with the fedarashon, then the more the merrier. Apir tayo sister! Respect to you bro. Keep up the great work!!!

Then there's Jiro Manio. I've almost seen this young actor grow up. And if he's ok with these type of roles, then man, let me subscribe to your movies.

Of course, Cherry Pie Picache will hold a special part in my heart. I absolutely salute the woman. I've seen her in almost every gay Filipino movie out there! A total hag and for that, I love her. *bow* God bless her!!! She's reigns queen in the gay movie industry. Word.

Giselle Sanchez will always have me in stitches. Ruffa Mae Quinto will make me laugh eventually. So I'll look forward to the gags they'll have me rolling into this great sequel.

And though it saddens me that Luis Alandi won't be rejoining us in this cast, I know hairy Sid Lucero will somehow raise the temperature too. Along with Christian Vasquez, Paolo Rivero and Mike Tan.

So bring it on. Let it rain men...hallelujah!

Watch the preview here:



Read more about it here.

And please oh please, someone upload this on pinoychannel.